- [joke] Pharmacists
- A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist(药剂师) if he can give him something for the hiccups (打嗝). The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What did you do that for?" the man asks. "Well, you don'...
- 作者：发表于：2008-12-26 11:54:49 点击：61663 查阅全文...
- [joke] Farmers
- There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch (小块地)at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the...
- 作者：发表于：2008-12-25 11:30:20 点击：69857 查阅全文...
- [joke] Dentists
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you ...
- 作者：发表于：2008-12-24 11:33:40 点击：62722 查阅全文...
- [joke] Waiters
- Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb ove...
- 作者：发表于：2008-12-22 11:33:07 点击：74813 查阅全文...
- [cartoon] Flow Charts
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- 作者：发表于：2008-12-22 09:25:58 点击：90782 查阅全文...
- [joke] Advertisers -2
- A young woman, several months pregnant, boarded a bus and sat opposite a young man, he smiled, and feeling embarrassed she changed her seat. But it was to no avail (没用), for the young man smiled even more broadly when she sat down. Again she moved ...
- 作者：发表于：2008-12-07 05:14:08 点击：122200 查阅全文...
- [joke] Advertisers
- After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'G...
- 作者：发表于：2008-12-07 02:14:36 点击：84695 查阅全文...
- [joke] Accountants
- An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten...
- 作者：发表于：2008-12-07 02:11:36 点击：94535 查阅全文...
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